The Little Book of Chav Jokes

Forget the jokes that have been doing the email rounds at work; Here is a collection of new Chav funnies. When do Chavs shoplift the most? When they're awake. Why did the Chav cross the road? To happy slap the chicken. What is a Chav's favourite computer game? Electronic tag. How do you get five Chavs into a Vauxhall Nova? Take one out.